Jake Delhomme: Underwhelming Fans Since 2004

Nov 10

Was Jakey Wakey channeling Bennie Boo Roethlisberger during today’s game against Oakland? Four interceptions? FoUr?!?!?!?!?!! I’ve said this a million times and I’ll say it again: Jake can’t throw for shit. His passes are high and sloppy. Actually I take that back, sometimes he can throw a football. Other times the poor guys just gets confused. Like when he thinks he’s passing food out the drive-thru window at Bojangles. “Here you go, Mr. Raider. That’s a pigskin meal and a cheerwine.”

Supremes combo, cajun pintos, sweet tea

If it wasn’t for Julius Peppers, the Cardiac Cats would have lost today, which would only be slightly more pathetic than Delhomme’s 26% completion rate. Julius Peppers, is that a new menu item?

Pick. Pick. Pick. Pick.

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