Overheard on the Cats Red Line Trolley…
Driver: Come on people hurry up, hurry up now. All you busy people, it’s Friday and I know you worked hard all week. I know you tired but hurry it up.
Lady Suit to Driver: Hey you, thought I recognized that voice, you working the night shift now too?
Driver: I work day and night, I work all the time. That’s why I’m as slow as you all. That’s why I aint got no family. I’m always on this bus. I aint got no time to hit it.
Lick
lol — classic.