Texas Lexi’s visit, otherwise known as the best 5 days I’ve had all year, was last weekend. I am tempted to go on and on with mushy stuff about how much a miss her. But instead I defer to my old friend, the list. I present to you….
The Top Ten Things I Learned from Texas Lexi’s Visit:
1. Connie the Conjuctivitis Red Eye is a great name for a goal tender
2. T.Lexi’s power over men continues, even with bling on her finger(as evidenced by Justin and his roommate’s obvious crushes on her)
3. My sorority sisters are Lexi’s sisters, once removed.
4. Hanging up pictures in a straight line is much more difficult than it looks. Don’t judge me.
5. Riedel wine glasses really do make a difference. Or maybe it’s the antique chair I’m sitting on.
6. Bridal cowboy boots just might be the sexiest footwear ever.
hawt.
7. Your bridesmaids will probably get fat. And won’t have enough boobs to fill out their extra large dresses.
8. Singing along to classics such as the Captain Zoom birthday song, The Prince is Giving a Ball, and Pussy Control, is more fun than it sounds.
9. Never ask a smoker to run 7 city blocks. Or climb stairs.
10. At some point my sister and I exchanged personalities. I became the party-er and she became the responsible one. Sort of. And now she’s getting closer and closer to “settling down”. But watching her smoke a clove and lay the smack down at a beer pong table last weekend brought a tear to my eye a renewed hope to my soul. Remember, Lexi: just say no to kids and mortgages!
One more puff
One more light
One more cigarette baby I’ll be satisfied
But then again, I know what it would do
Leave me wishing for still
One more smoke with you!
Lick
