OMG, they like, totally arrested people!

Apr 22
In case you haven’t heard here, here, or here, about 40 people were arrested at the Duke Energy protest last week. And omg, you aren’t going to believe this, the CMPD cops, who btdub, are nothing more than the henchmen of Duke Energy CEO Jim Rogers, totally arrested a grandmother. Bastards.
seperated at birth. obviously.
And great news, there will be another protest on May 7th. Here’s hoping the shenanigans continue, because old people getting arrested is awesome.

Seriously. I can’t believe they arrested grandparents. Or anybody. How dare they get pissed at people who were breaking a law. Don’t they know that people who collect social security don’t have to follow rules? And trespassing is such a silly rule anyway. Who cares about anyone just wandering onto the property of the headquarters of one of our nations largest power companies. Totally safe.

Plus, it was probably really hard for the protestors to tell when they were trespassing. Just a pink line spraypainted on the ground. That’s kind of confusing.


Lots of people didn’t get it.

Good thing they did all that non violent protest training and were sure to bring $100 cash just in case they were arrested. Dude, I always keep money on me just in case I accidentally or symbolically break a law and they police don’t get it. I also make sure to be prepared for my one phone call, like this chick:

When a bunch of people set out to be arrested, should we be shocked? Is it important news? I wonder what will happen next time. Will people be unfairly sent to jail? Will this chick be there? I can’t wait for the coverage on May 7th to find out. Seriously, protest coverage=awesome, and, um, stereotypes are fun.

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    Meck, you cheek must be sore from placing your tongue in it so much. Very funny post, I like it.

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