Fail: Uptown Magazine

Oct 8
Uptown magazine has named Uptown’s 7 sexiest. 7 sexiest? Are we going for the alliteration here? Then why not 6? But really, why not 10- why not 15 or 20? I know the QC has a lot of sexy people to offer who are known around town. A lot more and a lot sexier than the 7 they picked.

The list is all well and good, but come on – we can do better than that. Brotha Fred, but not CJ? And no Morgan Fogerty? She is lesbian crush material. And where are the sexy athletes – none of the Panthers or Bobcats were good enough? No drivers that they could think of? I can think of several from each. I can think about them all afternoon actually, mmmm…………..

Come to mama.

Ok, back. The mag does score some points because Chris Lanston is their make-up artist and he is fan-fing-tastic. In fact, put him on the list.

Enough rant. Who do you think is uptown’s sexiest?

2 Responses to “Fail: Uptown Magazine”

  1. Sarah Aarthun says:

    The magazine has featured Morgan on their first sexy list. The Bobcats organization couldn’t get it together enough to coordinate with Uptown.

    Thanks for the mention!

  2. Todd says:

    Yep, and we would love to have the Panthers, only issue is that their one day off is Tuesday.. Didn’t want to party on Tuesday.

    Plus its about raising money for the Make a Wish Foundation. Is there a bartender at Madison’s that is sexier? Maybe.. but could they help us beat the $13,000 we raised last year? Doubt it.

    Hope you can make it out to HOM on the 24th of this month, its a great time.

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