How to exact revenge by winning a political election.
Yesterday, Bill Belk beat the judge who presided over his divorce proceedings to become a Mecklenburg County District Court judge.
When you are a Belk, you can have expensive degrees like a JD and never feel the need to use them (read: don’t have any law school debt) until you forget to sign a pre-nup and the Judge awards your wife half of your assets.
True Belks hate losing (especially money), so what better way to seek revenge and further your hold on power in Charlotte than to run against the Judge for his job. Your money and name recognition will surely award you a political position that you are wholly unqualified for.
Belks don’t lose. And they don’t take no for an answer. If a guy named Dick Boner is a Superior Court Justice, how could a Belk not win?
Just a Recap:
Step 1: have lots of money and an entire city’s worth of buildings, theatres and giant phallic symbols named after you
Step 2: forget one of the most important lessons of your presitgious and expensive education
Step 3: don’t worry about it, because you’re a Belk
Step 4: run against the person who wronged you in a political election (remember that Judge that upheld that speeding ticket? he must pay!)
Step 5: count on your wealth and fame (or fame from wealth) to win you the election
Charlotte Blogger Meck ousts district 19A Justice, depsite lack of
law degree
-”but I work for lawyers”, says Meck.
Step 6: reap the benefits of your new power
I hereby declare Afshin Ghazi, not guilty, and invite him to join me at
Ballantyne Resort for a massage and round of golf
I is in ur judishary, mesin up ur rights
Lick
