Keeping Up with the Belks » Bridges http://kuwtb.com The Adventures of Meck: A Relocated Yankee Turned Charlotte Young Professional Who Lives, Works, Plays, and is Growing Up in Uptown Thu, 09 Sep 2010 21:15:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Chameleon Lemonheaded Coward Terrorist Pussy http://kuwtb.com/134 http://kuwtb.com/134#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:30:00 +0000 Meck http://meckdoes.wordpress.com/2008/12/08/chameleon-lemonheaded-coward-terrorist-pussy Chameleon Lemonheaded Coward Terrorist Pussy is an insult originally contrived by the great David Thompson, and reserved only for the most ridiculous of Charlottan behavior.

Panthers. Dom Perignon. Ballantyne.

Offensive lineman Jeremy Bridges was arrested yesterday. Allegedly, while at dinner at Villa Antonio in Ballantyne, Bridges ordered a bottle of the expensive champagne, shook it, and the opened it. Seriously.

I like bubbles.

The other patrons were pissed. Words were had. Threats were allegedly made, and people were allegedly pushed. The police charged him with 2 counts of acting inappropriately in an upscale Charlotte neighborhood. Honestly. Who shakes a bottle of dom?

Congratulations, Mr. Bridges. You are Keeping Up with the Belks first ever CLCTP. Break out the champagne!

In other news, Monday night football tonight. Pretty important.

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