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	<title>Keeping Up with the Belks &#187; elevator lines</title>
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		<title>Elevator Lines: ummm</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the elevator in the BoA building.
Pitney Bowes guy:  hey how are you doing?
Meck:  I&#8217;m well, how are you?
Pitney Bowes guy:  Not so good, my wife passed away on March 18th&#8230;.so I&#8217;m just trying to deal with that.
Meck:  uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm I&#8217;m so a sorry to hear that.
*elevator door opens*
Pitney Bowes guy: Thanks! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-style:italic;">On the elevator in the BoA building.</span></p>
<p>Pitney Bowes guy:  hey how are you doing?</p>
<p>Meck:  I&#8217;m well, how are you?</p>
<p>Pitney Bowes guy:  Not so good, my wife passed away on March 18th&#8230;.so I&#8217;m just trying to deal with that.</p>
<p>Meck:  uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm I&#8217;m so a sorry to hear that.</p>
<p><span style="font-style:italic;">*elevator door opens*</span></p>
<p>Pitney Bowes guy: Thanks! I hope you have a good day!</p>
<p>Meck: <span style="font-style:italic;">*blink blink*</span></p>
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		<title>Elevator Lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Overheard 11/20/08 &#8211; Bank of America
Suit #1, hanging head: *sigh*
Suit #2: What you been up to Bob?
long pause
Suit #1:  Just trying to save the world. 
Suit #2:  I don&#8217;t think you can. 
Suit #1:  I have to try.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Overheard 11/20/08 &#8211; Bank of America</p>
<p>Suit #1, <em>hanging head</em>: *sigh*</p>
<p>Suit #2: What you been up to Bob?</p>
<p><em>long pause</em></p>
<p>Suit #1:  Just trying to save the world. </p>
<p>Suit #2:  I don&#8217;t think you can. </p>
<p>Suit #1:  I have to try.</p>
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