Last week I was emailing with my burghie friend Lynn and I mentioned that I was dating someone new. Her response was priceless:
“ANYWAY, tell me about this guy…what are you guys doing tomorrow, what does he look like, where did you meet him, what does he do, does he wear boat shoes and seersucker [...]
Charlotte Men: an outsider's perspective
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Three days left and I have not met a single liberal man yet. However, I did meet one of the Dems annoying cousins (all music on the radio sucks, american literature is dead, i’m so self important that i’m blind to my own imperfections) from the windy city who had a propensity for exaggeration [...]
The Hottest Man in Charlotte…
Works at Red Rocks Birkdale. His name is John and the research I did at dinner Friday night leads me to believe that he is most definitely straight. Since this research mostly included staring at his butt and blushing when he asked if I needed anymore unsweet tea, I think I’ll have to [...]
Kalinka, Kalinka
Those of you who know me, know that I have one major flaw. I am obsessed with all things Russia. There isn’t really an explanation for it. I’m not Russian, my ancestors aren’t Russian, I don’t plan on adopting any Russian kids and I only have two Russian acquaintances (that I met [...]
Calling All Liberal Men!
I am starting an experiment to see if there are any straight single liberal men in Charlotte. I have been here for five years now and I have yet to meet one. They are rumored to exist, but I have serious doubts. Maybe I’m hanging out with the wrong crowd? Working [...]
Little Boys Room
Why do guys say that? Ugh. There is no greater turn off than to be out with an attractive, well dressed, intelligent guy, and have him excuse himself to use “Little Boys Room”. It only makes the situation more awkward, making me think of how little his boy probably is.
Pay attention, fellas. [...]
