IN 10 days my big sister is getting married. I’m her maid of honor, and I am stressed. Not that I have much to be stressed about. Texas Lexi is pretty much the most laid back bride ever. Her wedding is going to be 5 days of fun festivities and free alcohol. Literally 5 days: [...]
A quarter century of snark
Today I am twenty five. Twenty five on the twenty-fifth. This is somehow significant, although I feel like people who turned 21 on the 21st enjoyed it more.
So far today has been pretty nice, aside from the fact that the second person to wish me happy birthday was my dentist, Dr. Roznick (good guy). This [...]
The Observer is an Asshole
Yesterday was April Fool’s day (and also, seriously, my parents’ wedding anniversary). That meant that everyone in the media was making a typical and (hopefully) obvious gag. Including, of course, our friends at the Observer who didn’t come up with just one lame gag, they had to out do us all and provide [...]
Wedding Season
April is coming which marks the beginning of wedding season. But not just the spring/summer wedding season. The wedding season of my life. I’m in my mid twenties which means that every time I log into facebook someone else I played four square with on the playground, or played flip cup with in [...]
Second Update: 2009 To Dos
Items completed since last update:
5. Finish my taxes earlyand get a massive refund. seriously. awesome. i feel vindicated after spending $315 at HR Block last year only to owe $1400. E-file with turbotax for $50 and see your monies in two weeks.
28. Texas Lexi visitit was this past weekend and it was a-maz-ing. more [...]
Scorpios
Last Saturday I had the pleasure of visiting Charlotte’s popular gay club, Scorpios, for the first time. Also for the first time, I went to the club and danced with two self-identifying straight dudes. In the story that follows, names have been changed to protect the innocent. The innocent work for CLTBlog*…
We [...]
I read it on KUWTB
Sometimes, when I’m not busy being the most arrogant Charlottan, I forget that my primary readership is comprised of friends and family members. That last part is important because, well, I say what I want. And I can’t begin to explain how awkward it is to receive an email from your mother that says [...]
